...turn to ye olde blog.
I liked it when Kevin Prince Boateng missed a penalty. The fact he clearly believes his is Portsmouths best player says somethign about him, especially when he's shit.
Also been told that England fans arent allowed to wear their shirts in pubs and hang flags out of their windows because it "may cause offence to those of non-English heritage and immigrants." So now national pride is illegal. What next, i'm not allowed to discuss what i had for breakfast incase i say "Bacon sandwich" too loud and cause offence to a passing Muslim? Policital correctness gone mad. At least its not all bad in the world of spor..... oh, yeah, it is. I have seemingly forgotten that our media is the only media i know of who will gladly rob the British economy of over 3 billion pounds in order to seel a few more extra papars. Cheers Daily Mail. You cunts.
I was in college today and spent some time on the 5th floor. Its no different from any other floor in college, it has rooms, doors, a floor, 3 lifts and a ceiling, however, unlike any other floor in college it would make a member of the BNP go fucking wild.
I'm bored now, lets go cure it, with revision.
Wednesday, 19 May 2010
Monday, 3 May 2010
Football and numbers...
1. 666 is the number of the devil, or three Gary Pallisters.
2. is the only number Bastian Schweinsteiger can remember.
3. Mick McCarthy can smell round corners.
4. Thierry Henry benefits from 33.8% less razor gluide when using his Gillette Fushion Power compared to that of his Gillette Mach 3 Turbo.
5a. If you took then entire Spanish football squad and asked them to count to 10, none of them could do it.
5b. If you took the entire Spansih football squad and asked them to make 10 passes they would do it with subsequent ease.
6. If faced with an improbable equation Zidane headbutts it until it gets itself back into a comprehendable form.
7a. Ryan Giggs insists there is 365 degrees to a circle, where as Gary Neville believes it is 366.
7b. Both are correct.
8a. David Beckhams tattoo's are actually used so he can remember things such as dates, times and his shirt number.
8b. This was inspired by the film Memento
9. When faced with 2+2 Lionel Messi can reduced the equation to 1 on 1 = goal.
10. John Barnes does in fact know what time is the right time to hold and give, but cannot actually tell the time itself.
2. is the only number Bastian Schweinsteiger can remember.
3. Mick McCarthy can smell round corners.
4. Thierry Henry benefits from 33.8% less razor gluide when using his Gillette Fushion Power compared to that of his Gillette Mach 3 Turbo.
5a. If you took then entire Spanish football squad and asked them to count to 10, none of them could do it.
5b. If you took the entire Spansih football squad and asked them to make 10 passes they would do it with subsequent ease.
6. If faced with an improbable equation Zidane headbutts it until it gets itself back into a comprehendable form.
7a. Ryan Giggs insists there is 365 degrees to a circle, where as Gary Neville believes it is 366.
7b. Both are correct.
8a. David Beckhams tattoo's are actually used so he can remember things such as dates, times and his shirt number.
8b. This was inspired by the film Memento
9. When faced with 2+2 Lionel Messi can reduced the equation to 1 on 1 = goal.
10. John Barnes does in fact know what time is the right time to hold and give, but cannot actually tell the time itself.
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